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Wednesday, December 28, 2022

DEDICATED TO LINDA PERRY’S SONG ‘WHAT’S UP’

 DEDICATED TO LINDA PERRY’S SONG ‘WHAT’S UP’

 

I don’t know why it’s called this way

When it should be ‘what’s going on’

Which sounds much better

And defines your song

They say you don’t particularly like it

Too much pop

But, hey, I say, hey

It’s your signature tune

A one-hit wonder

Who cares, whatever this means

It’s the best song ever

Perfect rhythm 

Great instrumentals

Perfect voice

Seductive video

Now see my improved lyrics for you

Only joking

Here we go:

75 years and

Still trying to get up that great big hill of hope

Not really for a destination at my age

Preferring the saying that

Life has no destination

Only a horizon

Anyway, it’s good you realised, as you should

That this world was made up of this brotherhood of man

For whatever that means

Really

Toxic patriarchy

Is matriarchy the better option

A sisterhood of woman

Sure, anything is better than

The violence of the president’s men

This institution

So, yes, go head and cry

Ask yourself and anyone listening

‘what’s going on’

Sing it like a refrain

‘what’s going on’

‘cause why is it going on what’s going on

When you and I know the solution

And it’s good you try

But don’t you pray to God because he is a man

Of the institution

He’ll never give us what you say we need which is:

A revolution

The very best line of your song

Yes, we need to sing it every day

‘cause it’s the only solution

Not a destination

But the glorious horizon

You’ll see from that great big hill of hope

And we’ll get really high

In another 25 years

Sunday, November 20, 2022

PRIVILEGED VERSUS COMMON RIGHT-WINGERS

 PRIVILEGED VERSUS COMMON RIGHT-WINGERS

 

As reported by the Guardian, some state school pupils accompanied by their parents went to the famous upper-class Eton College to attend a talk given by neo-con-con Nigel Farage, as would be expected from a school that counts as old boys ‘Boris Johnson, Prince William, Prince Harry and David Cameron among its alumni’ (OK, OK, Eton also counts some rebels as its alumni, such as George Orwell). Now the news-worthy infotainment is that some Eton pupils abused the state schoolgirls in attendance, subjecting them to “racial slurs” and “generally misogynistic comments”. The Eton pupils were also said to have cheered Farage’s “worst comments on migrants and Covid”.

 

So, what is the moral of this story? You’d have to be pretty insane to want to listen to Nigel Farage in the first place if you are a commoner but there are obviously any number who fit this description. We know from German history that sections of the working class voted for the Nazis, a section of the population that Marxists generally call petty bourgeoisie. Obviously, they should know their station in life and not attempt to mix with the class above the bourgeoisie, namely the gilded aristocracy (old money and new) that frequent places such as Eton College and Oxford University, even though they share the same bizarre right-wing ideology. In today’s world it is of course not the thing to do, for the masters to publicly abuse the slaves that voted for them, lest there is a Spartacus amongst them. And so, Eton College masters apologised to the world at large and to the common parents and their state school children for their charges having behaved ‘awfully’. Note the choice of vocabulary, for one wouldn’t have wanted to say ‘badly’ – a rather common adverb. Awfully nice, innit? 

 

Another lesson to be learnt is of course that common ‘girls’ have no place in a privileged boys’ school, even if the girls were told that they should adore the upper-class brats and expect nothing but abuse in return. Only the daughters of the masters may enter, presenting themselves as suitable brides to double the fortunes of their respective families.

 

What remains is the age-old question as to how and why such a class system came about, how and why it persists in this day and age, and what, if anything, can be done about it. No doubt, Nigel Farage and the Eton masters of this world see this as the natural world order, a type of social Darwinism, a type of biological determinism, a type of primitive might is right doctrine, a divine order. What are the odds to be born into the upper classes, the 1%, the 10%? Is it random selection or pre-determined fate? These are very seductive propositions for those who populate the lower 90%, to the point of denying themselves a majority decision, fighting tooth and nail to keep the system going, hoping against hope that they too will hit the jackpot and be able to afford to send their sons to Eton. Even a dictatorship of the proletariat seems unable to overcome such a class system, merely replicating it by establishing a dictatorial upper class that refuses to make way for a socialist utopia. As such our world is descending once again into a quagmire of mad competition to dominate economically and militarily over each other, class within class, individual against individual, thereby decimating the non-renewable natural resources needed for such insane combat, kicking mother nature in the face and in the belly, only to find out that they have shot themselves in the foot, or more likely in the head. Maybe that’s the only hope for those innocents who survive the carnage, with no further need to compete with each other, they will simply cooperate with each other, speaking French: liberté, égalité, humanité … au naturel. Class dismissed!

 

https://www.theguardian.com/education/2022/nov/18/eton-college-apologises-after-allegations-pupils-jeered-visiting-state-schoolgirls

 

 

 

 

 

Tuesday, October 11, 2022

WE ARE MADE OF WORDS ...

 We are made of words …

 

… or so Annie Ernaux is quoted as saying. From a linguist’s point of view there may well be more to it than meets the eye. In the first instance, one can always quote the Bible’s ‘in the beginning was the word …’ and apply this to more than mankind. On a more scientific basis, there has been much ado about the presumed ‘embodiment’ of language what with fMRI based research on action verbs, whereby when reading or articulating an action verb, the lights go on in the motor areas of the brain where such action is actually processed – and of course in the language area of the brain. This match of language and motor skill is then entitled ‘embodiment’. What conclusions can one draw? That language evolved from bodily actions and functions via the so-called mirror neurons? While largely discredited, those who still nod enthusiastically face two major problems: one, what about all the non-action words like ‘think’ (unless you ascribe all verbs as ‘active’), two, what about primates who perform actions all day long but have never acquired language? 

 

There is however another way of looking at this conundrum, namely the Chomskyan idea of bio-linguistics whereby language obviously arises from the brains of people, following the laws of nature as far as we know. Chomsky postulates a genetic mutation some 100-150,000 years ago which allowed the brain to compute an iterative merging of categories (e.g. words into phrases), resulting in an infinite output potential. This allows us to comprehend and/or make up expressions we have never heard or read before. – which, by the way, is anathema to AI which relies on statistical matching of everything that has been said or written and collected in a data base (big data). While it may be the case that some of what is being said and written has been said or written before, the resulting data base would be still astronomical, hence AI can only approximate when writing an essay for an undergraduate student in the department of economics. The point being that there are any number of thinkers/speakers/writers who come up with expressions and ideas nobody has ever heard of before. AI does not have the slightest idea what an individual's contextual experience is. 

 

Which brings me to my hobby horse, namely the claim that thought equals language, and if we apply the Cartesian ‘cogito, ergo sum’ we land at the doorstep of Annie Ernaux. Alternatively we land at the doorstep of the Bee Gees who famously sang ‘it’s only words but words is all I got’. Seriously though, since language is a uniquely human trait, this is what makes us human (notice the circular argument). Linguists who want to explain what language is are confronted with the paradox that ‘language’ is just another word, and when you say/write it or read/hear it when attached to a fMRI machine, it triggers a kaleidoscopic lightshow in your brain that baffles neuroscientists as much as you and me. There is, I believe, after all a kernel of truth in the biblical story whereby Eve wanting to eat from the tree of knowledge (= language in my book) would result in the impossible situation of becoming a godhead that knows what language is. Chomsky’s idea is more prosaic as it involves a proposed genetic mutation of unknown (perhaps unknowable) processes that must, however, be subject to the laws of nature, which by no means have been all figured out yet. Maybe we can only quote another good idea, or so I believe (whatever ‘believe’ means), namely Engels’ ‘leap from quantity to quality’ whereby our billions of neurons in the brain made the jump from grunts to words. Note that certain people who lack such an advanced cognitive apparatus tend to resort to ‘mindless’ violence, as can be witnessed throughout history to this very day. The only vain hope is that the pen is mightier than the sword and that the likes of Annie Ernaux will save the world from destruction.

 

 

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2022/oct/07/we-are-made-of-words-the-radically-intimate-writing-of-annie-ernaux

 

Monday, August 8, 2022

NEXT NUCLEAR DISASTER SCENARIO

NEXT NUCLEAR DISASTER SCENARIO

 

Safe storage of ammunition and weaponry is a key element of military operations in the Ukraine-Russia war. While ‘safe storage’ may be an oxymoron in this context, it is nevertheless a strategic concern for ever more desperate military minds. ‘Safe storage’ in residential areas, hospitals, kindergartens, prisons and the like, is not a ‘safe’ option anymore as they will be targeted on both sides – although more so on the Ukrainian side. The next insane option seem to be the nuclear power stations dotted around the Ukraine, including the ones in the Russian occupied Donbass areas. Surely ‘they’ would not shell or fire missiles into a nuclear power station even if there is evidence that ammunitions and weaponry is stationed there? Ever since Chernobyl – both past and present – there emerges the spectre of the unspeakable. While Chernobyl was not under Russian attack directly – and has since been given back to the Ukrainians – there is a new threat emerging, namely for Europe’s largest nuclear power plant near Zaporizhzhia, now occupied by Russian forces. The Ukrainians accuse them of storing heavy weapons at the plant, thereby rendering it as a target. While the Ukrainian forces may not directly target the plant itself – for obvious reasons – a miscalculation on both sides can lead to nuclear disaster. An exploding munitions dump nearby can have the same consequences as a direct hit. The Russians may well figure that by shutting down the nuclear plant – without blowing it up – they will cut the electricity supply to areas not occupied by the Russians, thereby giving them a strategic advantage. As this scenario is already happening with one reactor being shut down due to a hit on nearby powerlines, the tensions are being ratcheted up. Who will blink first? Images of the China Syndrome may flash across the screens of the social media barons but who cares? An updated BBC ‘world at war’ may not eventuate due to lack of both an audience and producers. Nuclear deterrence (cf. Venables, 1985) and MAD have long been forgotten what with nuclear war – and attacks on nuclear power plants – being present threats issued by all the nuclear powers and by anyone who has the conventional firepower to attack a nuclear power plant anywhere in the world.

 

 

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/aug/06/strikes-at-ukrainian-nuclear-plant-alarming-says-un-watchdog-chief

 

Venables, M (1985). The place of air power doctrine in post-war British defence planning, and its influence on the genesis and development of the theory of nuclear deterrence, 1945-1952. PhD thesis. King’s College, London.

Thursday, July 14, 2022

TIME AND TIME AGAIN

 TIME AND TIME AGAIN

 

The newly installed Webb telescope can ‘see’ some 8.5 billion years ‘back’ into space, i.e., the light captured by the telescope took so some 8.5 billion years to get here. It follows that we have absolutely no idea as to what is happening there right now, i.e. we have to wait another 8.5 billion years to find out. Chances are that right now these sources of light don’t exist anymore.

Since the ‘speed’ of light seems to be scientific fact, we can more easily visualize – and therefore comprehend – the much closer scenario whereby the sunlight takes about eight minutes to get to your eye here on earth. It is therefore equally logical that we have no idea what is happening on the sun right now. Since everything we ‘see’ here on earth, like the fly on the wall or the tree in the garden, is a reflection of light, we are always a few microseconds behind the time we think of being ‘now’, expressed as the present tense in English. One could argue that the ‘minute’ light hits me, I am in the present but for you who sees me I am already in the past. This may not be entirely the case for my conscious self, as the complex mediation of my mind emanating from my brain is based on biological processes that are a fraction slower than the speed of light, I.e. my perception of myself is technically also one of the past. When I hit my thumb with the hammer the sensation of pain took some time to be mediated via my nerve cells to reach my brain, which in practical terms is of no real consequence unless – now imagine this – my thumb is a light year away from my brain: I will see the hammer hitting my thumb quite some time before I feel the pain. Furthermore, I will have no way of telling if my thumb and the hammer is still in existence by the time I see and feel it. 

So, what in these terms happens when I die? It seems logically impossible that the last message delivered to my brain is technically from the past. Maybe this is where the crux lies, at least as far as my mind is concerned: this is the moment in time when the universe ceases to exist inasmuch as all my formerly well-organized atoms have lost their mind. The lucky ones still alive will of course claim that the universe is still intact even though when they declared me dead it was a bit after the time it actually occurred – not that it matters but imagine again the death of the space traveler who was a light year away at the time. 

The main point is that ‘to be in the present’ – or even ‘to be in the presence of’ – is technically impossible because we are told that we cannot move with the time that travels at the speed of light. As such I resurrect again the Polynesian concept whereby in front of our eyes is only the past – and we back into an unknown future. Those unfortunate people who cling to the present and look forward to the future are condemned to repeat history over and over again, as evidenced by the current state of affairs on this earth. Aliens a billion light years away will see the sad spectacle a long time after it actually happened. 

As a linguist I am also interested how this works for language. Apart from repeating my previous assertions that the category of tense in English and many other languages is a binary one between past and non-past – or realis versus irrealis - (and future belonging to the modal category), the question arises how in time language arises from the brain. Equating thought with language in the first place, one can also ask how in time thought arises. Given minute (excuse the pun) time lags between linguistic operations in the brain – as compared to the speed of light – one is astonished that in terms of the human imagination nothing is impossible, defying the laws of nature as much as formulating them in the first place. Chomsky’s idea that a finite – and quite minimalist - set of bio-linguistic rules can generate an infinite language output of expressions speaks to the human imagination as infinitely generative. If we compare this process to other systems that have that infinite quantity, e.g. numbers that seem to have a beginning but no end, we are stuck with mere ‘quantity’ that lacks any sort of discernable quality. From here on one can only speculate and here I always feature a solution suggested by Engels in his assertion that there is a leap from quantity to quality, attributed only to human evolution. This interesting question is of course how much quantity is required to make the jump to quality. Infinite numbers do not seem to make the grade but infinite combinations (Chomsky’s ‘merge’) of lexical items do. This unique quality – which I would equate solely to language and thought – allows us to articulate concepts like the speed of light but sadly also allows us to think of the best way of terminating the lives of those we do not like.

This last point is the seemingly unsolvable contradiction between man’s ability to assemble a telescope a million miles from earth, peering into the cosmos looking back 18.5 billion years to the near point of the so-called Big Bang, while mankind descends into a billionaires’ wormhole of war and famine, into the proverbial black hole from which light cannot escape – the associated puns and metaphors boggle the mind. And yet, as Cassandras like Noam Chomsky indefatigably point out, as long as there are people with a modicum of common sense, there is hope that they will prevail, that cracks will open up where the light comes in – note the correct use of the present tense as far as the light is concerned. To further run with the metaphors we live by, Chomsky’s pun that our quest for knowledge resembles the drunk who looks for his lost car keys under the street lamp – for that’s where the light is – is indeed quite profound: hope comes with the speed of light. If you happen to see it, be aware that it is a message from the past.



Saturday, July 9, 2022

A review of Yasunari Kawabata’s (1954/trans.1974) novella The Lake

 A review of Yasunari Kawabata’s (1954/trans.1974) novella The Lake

 

Having stumbled on a reference of Kawabata being a Zen Buddhist (of sorts) and Japan’s first winner of the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1968, I finally read The Lake which happened to be in my bookshelf. In retrospect, after also reading Kawabata’s very perceptive Nobel Prize lecture that mainly deals with Japanese Zen Buddhism – a topic I used to be quite interested in – I should have paid attention to the plaudits on the back cover which noted that while his ‘other’ work is ‘delicate and understated’ this novella will ‘surprise’ the reader ‘and perhaps even be shocked by the brutal sensuality of some of the scenes’. I would have been surprised by the phrase ‘brutal sensuality’ which seems an oxymoron. 

 

So, when reading the story unencumbered by the knowledge above, one increasingly gets the impression that this a Japanese version of Lolita – written only a year later (maybe Nabokov was inspired by The Lake), especially as both share the theme of the middle-aged teacher having an affair with the young school student. Given the notoriety of Lolita, it is perhaps no surprise that the quick reviews on the back cover of The Lake sound tantalizing warnings like ‘master of the erotic’ or ‘the mysterious relation between beauty and evil’. On the surface one can of course invoke the base mentality of misguided, if not criminal obsession of the older male with the young, underage female. Gimpei, the unfortunate protagonist may well be an understudy of Kawabata’s weird fantasies but as an obvious master of storytelling, we are drawn into an intricate web of the most unlikely scenarios happening before our eyes, in both urban and rural Japan – before and after WWII. Let’s begin with the ending: after having somewhat unsuccessfully stalked one of his young victims during a firefly festival, Gimpei, after wandering around Tokyo’s Uneo underground station (the vagrants living there are a class below that of Gimpei’s, as are prostitutes), emerges in the surrounding streets and follows a not so young woman wearing gumboots although it is not raining – which intrigues him no end. He engages her and buys her a few drinks at a local bar until she is quite drunk and ready to take him to her place. Having told him that she has a daughter, he leaves her standing on the street:

 

            “If your child is waiting for you, go home”, he said and left her.

 

She throws stones at him and hits his ankle. When he gets home, he pulls off his socks and ‘his ankle had turned faintly red’. The End. Of course, we know by now that Gimpei is also obsessed with his ‘ugly feet’, so it is a fitting ending. 

 

One of the more bizarre stories within the story is the account of Gimpei as a university student frequenting various brothels with the consequence that one day a baby is left at his lodgings – for Gimpei by Gimpei. He and his friend return the baby to the prostitute’s alley. Years later when crawling through a ditch to stalk a young girl he has visions of crawling over a baby ghost. The psychoanalyst reader will interpret this as the unbearable guilt that Gimpei carries in his head. 

 

Gimpei’s – or shall we say Kawabata’s - sexual fantasies seem to be fixated on the breasts of his victims and it never quite clear if the sexual relations with his former school student went further than that. At one stage he takes Hisako’s eyelid between his lips. What kind of gesture is this? At another point Gimpei threatens Hisako’s friend:

 

            “… I’m not above hitting or kicking a woman, you know.”

 

There are no scenes in the novella of obvious violence, sexual or otherwise. Mostly we see Gimpei as a less than threatening but more of a pathetic, self-loathing creature, even vaguely sympathetic as an aimless wanderer whose life has no value. Do adolescent girls fall for such characters as Hisako does? I doubt it. That students have crushes on their teachers is nothing new but never as the beauty and the beast – generally it is a relationship between two beauties. When I was in high school in Germany, the young, very good-looking German teacher seduced one of the female students in my class – or was it the other way round? The student, all her sweet seventeen, was of course a beauty too. In those days the power imbalance between student and teacher was not an issue and since nobody from the school administration had noticed, the affair never came to light. However, the idea of Gimpei, the weird, ugly middle-aged teacher seducing his beautiful student is immediately repulsive, even though elements of true love being blind seem to intrude. 

 

In contrast and in true Zen tradition, Kawabata’s descriptions of nature – even in urban settings – are fabulously evocative, be it the fireflies, the gingko trees or the skies appearing in blue and pink hues. Human nature may be both crass and beautiful at times but Japan as the ultimate Zen Garden has no equal beauty. Not that Zen is ever mentioned here. That Kawabata was a conflicted writer is not difficult to find out – his suicide notwithstanding. There is a photograph of Kawabata with his wife and her sister on either side of him – on Wikipedia – with his wife looking glum but her sister looking radiant. What is going on there? Kawabata’s treatment of human relations in The Lake are a dream scenario for the Freudian psychoanalyst – the complexes men and women suffer from, unknown to the men and women in question.

 

There is the famous Zen story of the Zen Master who meets a prostitute who asks him to marry her, to get out of prostitution. He does so without a second thought. Kawabata’s protagonist doesn’t rise to the occasion, presumably because he lacks enlightenment – Satori. Should we therefor ask Kawabata’s ghost, à la Derrida, if we can forgive the unforgivable? 

Friday, March 25, 2022

LETHAL AID: Orwellian media newspeak

 LETHAL AID: Orwellian media newspeak

 Even the liberal UK Guardian is parroting the latest aberration emerging from the horrific war in the Ukraine. ‘Lethal aid’ sounds like some bizarre prescription for euthanasia. Here this euphemism/oxymoron is apparently designed to indicate that weapons sent to the alleged victims of an aggressive war, i.e. the Ukrainians, are some sort of ‘aid’, like sending grains to starving populations. Obviously those who might send ‘military aid’ to the aggressor, i.e. Russia, are aiding war crimes and must be warned to desist, i.e. the Chinese. Rather than intervening in the conflict via diplomatic means (what do the Russians want – what can the Ukrainians give) the West, i.e. NATO, is betting on stinging the Russian war machine with sophisticated weapons delivered on masse to the Ukrainian military, slowing down the Russian advances in an increasingly brutal slaughter on both sides. Even the German centrist Der Spiegel lets it rip with a cynical cartoon depicting a German arms manufacturer, Rheinmetall, celebrating the money to be made from shipping weapons to the German Bundeswehr that then passes them on to the Ukraine. Had NATO adopted the Georgian model and allowed the Russians to march in without lethal aid to the Georgian army, the ‘war’ would have been over in a matter of days and death and destruction would have been avoided at a massive scale. Absurd parallels invoking the 1938 Munich agreement, appeasing Hitler – i.e. letting Putin off the hook in Georgia – are part of the Western propaganda painting Putin and his entourage as insane war criminals. As the commentator Vladimir Pozner pointed out in 2018, it was the West that created the malignant Putin who once upon a time was quite benign (e.g. didn’t Russia want to join the EU and even NATO after the collapse of the USSR?). Given that Russia is still a nuclear super power, one would have thought that pushing the Ukraine war to the limit is another form of insanity. Or is it a cynical attempt to let the Russians bleed until – and after they have laid waste to the Ukraine – they throw the towel in the rational knowledge that a nuclear war is MAD, i.e. the Russian threat that they will only use nuclear weapons if Russia’s very existence is threatened is indeed another oxymoron? Maybe ‘lethal aid’ should include the restocking of the nuclear arsenal that the Ukrainians had sensibly abandoned, just to see what the consequences of a limited tactical nuclear exchange would be (NATO aid to Ukraine includes kits for chemical and nuclear war)? Human stupidity seems to have no limits, especially at the level of nationalistic posturing of the leaders of nations. War as an extension for the ruthless struggle of economic dominance has always been the only game in town but now that the town has become the global village, there can only be one mad outcome: MAD! The only ‘lethal aid’ required for the day after is for provision of euthanasia kits to stop prolonged suffering. In the meantime we just watch from a safe distance how (in-)effective Orwellian ‘lethal aid’ in the form of weaponry can or cannot be.

 

 

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/mar/23/uk-doubles-number-of-missiles-sent-to-ukraine-ahead-of-nato-summit

 

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/mar/23/nato-countries-to-give-ukraine-kit-to-protect-against-chemical-and-nuclear-attacks

 

https://www.spiegel.de/fotostrecke/cartoon-des-tages-fotostrecke-142907.html#bild-f39ec6d7-5edf-4441-9ca1-c6187533ad8f

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X7Ng75e5gQ

 

 

 

 

 

Tuesday, February 8, 2022

A sad review of Wole Soyinka’s (2021) Chronicles from the Land of the Happiest People on Earth

 A sad review of Wole Soyinka’s (2021) Chronicles from the land of the happiest people on earth

 

 

Obviously, the structure of the narrative is pure genius. The suspense is achieved by first letting the reader know briefly what happened but not why and how. This intrigues and makes for fast-forward reading. Some critics have apparently called it a ‘who dunnit’ but I don’t think so. Some have described the novel as a satire. Yes and no. The narrative structure, as praised above, may of course reflect the author’s long tenure in writing, padding the story line with vocabulary worthy of a poly-polyglot, invoking not only the zeitgeist to the point of ridicule but also displaying a globalized array of connections that Nigeria and Nigerians have with tragicomical places like Austria and Germany, the latter which features the Oktoberfest, an absurd festivity that runs parallel to the presumed Nigerian addiction of public festivals featured so prominently in the novel. 

 

Having been brought up in Bavaria myself, I can lend an air of authority to the proceedings at said fest but I must confess that prior to reading the novel I knew next to nothing about the local flavours of Nigeria. Now I certainly do, even as distilled from a work that is a presumably a great mixture of fact and fiction. Of the facts one can read in Wikipedia and the daily news: corruption in high places, murderous religious bigotry – from Boko Haram to Soyinka’s hopefully fictional semi-Christian Papa Davina dealing in human parts – the traffic chaos of Lagos, the colonial hangovers in the professional elites, etc., etc. (I was always told not to use the ‘etc.’ as it invites unwanted questions like ‘what etc.?’ but now I like it seen used by Soyinka to great effect – there are also other orthographic gems, like the use of double quotation marks that here are NOT used for reported speech, and bold script as emphasis and using italics for reported speech without quotation marks – great to see a writer breaking the “grammar” rules which BTW are also invoked by Soyinka as a distinguishing feature between the snobs of the educated classes versus the Nigerian salt of the earth that follow no such rules).

 

The universal themes of human companionship, as portrayed between the two main protagonists, the engineer and the surgeon, is in my reading quite outside satire or cynical political porn revenge that only rears its ugly head in the last chapter. The two characters symbolise the humanist streak that Wole Soyinka must have acquired over his long life: eschewing religion and politics as the root of all evil, not forgetting the perverse business that emerges when religion and politics are in each other’s pockets, as played out in the novel between Papa Davina and the prime minister. Nigerian professionals, like the engineer and the surgeon, who got their degrees in European or American universities are the stuff of legend, as is Wole Soyinka himself by all accounts. In their respective student days abroad, they formed brotherhoods with plans to stick together when they return to their homelands. Unlike Soyinka who had to flee his native Nigeria for some time, the engineer and the surgeon – as well as their third member of the Gong of Four, the Scoffer – keep a sufficiently low profile until they are caught up in the insane machinations of the unholy combination of criminal business and state and religion. The prolonged description of the history of the two companions, Pitan-Payne and Dr Menka, whereby the former’s family clan turns out to be as deranged as any, is testament to true professionals who dedicate their lives to a worthy cause rather than just making money based on their specialist skills. The medical profession has not always been in the high regard it is today, and in some ways, Dr Menka embodies that ambiguous space between butcher and god, what with his odd dereliction of having severed an arm of a goat thief, as convicted and ordered by sharia law. This conundrum, as many others, is a literary device akin to the endless discourses in The Magic Mountain by Thomas Mann, between the Jesuit and the rationalist. It gives space to deliberations about the human condition. Soyinka’s intelligent observations deserve anthropological if not philosophical respect. The engineer in this context, as the expert in electronics, code breaking and more, while making lots of money along the way, never compromises his ethics, employing his skills in the service of progress for humankind in Nigeria. When he is called to serve as a consultant for the UN, he suspects that he was called for nefarious political reasons – as the prime minster attests – but accepts after he is assured by UN officials that he was picked based on his professional skills alone. Of course, he never gets there, being murdered before departure to New York. The ensuing family saga of his erstwhile burial in Austria versus Dr Menka’s vow to have him buried in Nigerian soil is quite a perplexing chapter in the novel. The incredible detail invested in this tragicomic repatriation of the engineer’s decomposing body, with an emphasis on the ‘tragic’, seems to serve no particular purpose in the narrative, other than to show off a pig-headed family (the nasty tales of corporate family battles seem to be a current Netflix favourite – hint: this novel would make a great series!). While mention is made of cultural practices around the world whereby no effort is spared to return the dead to their respective homelands, this is mainly in the context of recovering soldiers fallen in enemy territory, as did the Americans in Vietnam and the Israelis in their theatres of war, where the motivations seem to be that the ‘enemies’ are likely to desecrate the bodies. Soyinka could have explored more appropriate practices from the anthropological literature, such as Maori beliefs that the body must return to its native soil. As such body parts held in overseas museums are repatriated but not the many Maori soldiers that died in the world wars, presumably because it is taken for granted that soldiers fallen in “civilized” countries are interred in war graves that are respected with military honours. 

 

Another small complaint concerns the third member of the Gong of Four: the Scoffer, as briefly mentioned above. This “aristocratic” figure lives by his mathematics, the supreme tools of the rationalist/empiricist but is strangely married to a quite mad sounding religious nut whose main contribution to the story is her insistence that he meet Papa Davina, the evil evangelist, who in the very end turns out to be the fourth member of the Gong of Four, unrecognised by the other three (more of that at the end of my review). The Scoffer, of distant princely extraction – maybe of the sort that Soyinka can claim – departs the story when he is arrested for some dubious crimes that involve stashing boxes of cash everywhere in his house. His mathematical accounting practices had detailed all the money. After nine months of detention, he returns home a broken man and fades from the story altogether. Why? Was he unwittingly involved in the body parts trade? Was he the unwitting money laundromat for a Nigerian scam? We would have liked to know.

 

A more substantial criticism is the role of women in the novel. Apart from the engineer’s (second or third?) wife, they seem to be mainly of the nasty or religiously deranged sort. There is the curious case of the engineer’s first wife while he was a student in Salzburg, and having met a “fraulein” at the Oktoberfest who claimed to be impregnated by him. The “honourable” solution was to marry her, give the child a name, and then get divorced again. This child, by the way, turned into the evil Damien who, more or less, killed his father: a somewhat dubious literary device! The description of “infertile” women driven by their insane husbands to get cured by Papa Davina who forcibly bows their heads down to his crotch seems equally unnecessary, even if such practices are common knowledge in these crazed surroundings. The primitive subjugation of women is no more prevalent in Nigeria than in other parts of the world.

 

The two “evil” characters, Papa Davina and the Prime Minister, Sir Goodie, are impressive inasmuch Soyinka gets into their heads, making them sound as rational as can be at times, calculating like professional mathematicians, being aware of themselves as way ahead of everyone else, including their underlings, and yet showing of their banality, very much in the mould of Hannah Arendt’s phrase of the “Banality of Evil”. The career of Papa Davina as the spitting image of the American TV-evangelist combining all religions to garner more devotees is as ridiculous as it is real: honed to perfection as a business empire, image is everything, substance is nothing. The Prime Minister, concerned only about getting elected again, will do everything to subvert the meaning of democracy, buying votes by legal and illegal means, usurping resources (the farcical story of the gold deposits), sidelining competitors, etc., etc., as played out in daily real life in the kleptocracies of the world, East and West, North and South. Here Soyinka is at his so-called “satirical” best: I say “so-called” because if one labels such realities as “satire” then its impact is diminished. Other might even call him a cynic, which in my view is fair enough, as I consider such cynicism as a form of art. In our lamentable era of the Trumps (we read in the blurb that Soyinka “destroyed” his green card when Trump got elected – bravo!), Putins, Xis, Merkels, Johnsons, Kurtzs (of Austria), Buharis and so on and so on, the so-called satirists have become obsolete because their subjects are beyond a joke. That the engineer’s own son, Damien, joins the ranks of the criminals is perhaps a bit over the top, even when in reality, deadly father-son conflicts in the corporate business empires are the stuff of legend. That Damien is depicted as the half-caste (although never mentioned but a trigger for many a racist) offspring of a German/Austrian “fraulein” and the Nigerian engineer may well rankle with current “woke” identity politics. The final straw, however, is in coming back to Papa Davina, i.e. the unlikely scenario – only played for shocking effect? – that the forth member of the Gong of Four, a character named Farodion when they formed the “gang” in their student days in Europe, is in fact the Papa Davina, who had gone un-recognised by all of the other three Gong members, even though they often wondered what had become of him. Only the Prime Minster, for some reason in the end recognises the connection. Why he? A loose ending?

 

In conclusion, as they say, and to borrow Noam Chomsky’s words, as I often do, “nothing is impossible, but many things are unlikely”, the plot of the novel seems “unlikely” unless one subscribes to the pessimistic view of the world whereby the depravity of human enterprise plumbs the very depths in Nigeria as much as in the rest of the planet. The idea of dealing in human body parts as a thriving “supermarket” business is no less obscene than the genocidal Nazis making soap from Jewish bones. The atrocities committed by the likes of Boko Haram and other African war lords pale into statistical insignificance when tallying up the numbers elsewhere. As Stalin is reputed to have said: one death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. Wole Soyinka’s alarming novel reminds us that ignorance or denial of these dreadful matters of life and death is a fateful “bliss” that will haunt all the Happiest People on Earth for eternity. Sad to say it but thank you for that!